Schwing

a word synonomous with sweet, yes, or "great for me." A great filler in those awkward moments or a completely apporpriate sound effect to emphasize those rarities when lucky shit comes your way, not lucky like you just got laid, but lucky like, you found a twenty when you were starving, or the ex that broke your heart sees you kissing you new brad pitt lookalike beau. It is extremely useful and fun to say following something sweet that happens to you ...aka...it's the perfect word

situation: You and your buddy are completely toked and you haven't eaten all day....you get to the campus ice cream shop five minutes after closing..and hey guess what! It's open and evne better the cash register is alreayd closed so you'll be getting served for free..."Schwing!"

by Stephanie Ferrara April 27, 2006

schving

Attractive female or female body parts,

Your mom is a schving!

by Greg Kulick July 15, 2006

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

schmin schmin schmon

In Alishawokawokaland (formally known as Grehajir(east asia, minimal popularity)), Schmin schmin schmon means

hey, hello there

however,
schmin can mean three things,
schmin=Hey/Hello/Hi

:)

Soon, Alishawokawokalish will be talk of the streets because Queen Alishawokawoka brought it down.
People are already posting bullitins

Schmin schmin schmon is the new "ohaiderr"

schmon s

Greta says :Schmin schmin schmon!
Sexbombjohn says:ohaiderr
Greta says:It's alishawokawokalish, have you bought your dictionary.

by Alishawokawoka April 19, 2009

schmung

the overwhelming stimulation or "high" one experiences from the use of cocaine, adderall or caffeine.

Did you notice how schmung Trevor was when he came out of the bathroom?

by P Nutty May 9, 2009

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011