Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schleimer

german:
kick ass or something that is soooo sweet

damn! having sex with you is schleimer!

by benjo February 25, 2005

schelbie

homo enjoy ruff stuff and like stuffed animal as sex toys

schelbie:come on teddy
teddy: nooooooo

by danial123 August 5, 2008

Schleicher

A red-headed female that at a minimum, has to douche three times daily because of an excessively smelly cum dumpster

Look at that schleicher over there... I can smell her from here.

by Dave Nestle February 26, 2009

Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003