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Rohnert Park

A city full of suburban kids who think they're ghetto because the public high school is poorly funded and there's vandalism all over the place.

Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.
Typical Rohnert Park kid: "YO WUD IT DO WELCOME TO MURDA PARK WE GET HYPHY IS DIZ BITCH"

other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"
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Rogger

1. A cigerette which is hand rolled using rizla, tobacco and a roach, also known as a roll up.

2. Rogger Oli (he loves roggers)
"Roll me a rogger pussy!"

"Get Rogger aat"
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When a guy dates/marries a girl who is way more attractive, intelligent and desirable than he. People can't get it, much like the way no-one could understand Roger Rabbit/Jessica Rabbit's love in the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A mis-matched love affair.
"Dude...have you seen Capser and Emily? Man, Emily is so hot! What does she see in him? That Casper's pulled a Roger Rabbit!"
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"Raise the jolly roger mate!"
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Watashi wa so ronery desu.
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Roger

An unfortunate name for a pilot to have.
Other pilot : "Righto. Roger Roger."
Roger : "Why'd you roger Roger me?"
Other pilot : "Because I always say 'roger'."
Roger : "But why say it twice?"
Other pilot : "Well, I'd've said it to you, regardless of your name. I mean-"
Roger : "Okay, shut up now-"
Other pilot : "-If your name had been Steve, I would've said 'roger Steve'-"
Roger : "Shudafukap or I'll crash the plane!"
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Rohnert Park

In between the cities of Petaluma and Santa Rosa, people continuously say that Rohnert Park is probably the worst city in the entire world. Those people are indeed crazy! Rohnert Park is the best! Why? Because we have our amazing Safeway! Our totally cool Target! And of course... *drum roll please* a MOVIE THEATER! Rohnert Park rocks and I'm proud to live here!

Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!
Rohnert Park is kind of like a desert, but worse.
by Rohnert Park Resident, Baby! January 24, 2011
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