snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

by fugly chick August 24, 2010

Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.

I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.

by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

Ride the Panda

An action or proposition that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but when put into practice, proves to be epic.

You: Hey, I just saved my friend's life by throwing a stuffed duck in front of a bullet!

Friend: Dude! Way to ride the panda!

by Chellon November 8, 2009

Chew Ride

An event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of Phillipsburg, NJ. Skoaldiers are assembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, Skoal Straight and the occasional Skoal Mint. They drive around as long as they need to, talking about...well...chew and life...because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. The end of the chew ride usually results in some type of Halo or alcoholic consumption...or another chew ride.

Once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.

by Just Chew It November 4, 2009