The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.
Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.
A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.
Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!
A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.
person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purplemagic.
person 1: enough said.