puckerz

When something tastes or looks great (usually food).

Mate 1 : This is peng fam
Mate 2 : Trust me bro, this is puckerz (Puckers)!

by Tacheia October 11, 2020

puckernit

A bulbous sore, usually purple and green in color, filled with delicious sweet tasting nectar contrary to it's tangy smell.

I really need to drain my puckernit.. it's very swollen and smelly..

by maddo_x September 2, 2021

The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.

Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.

by masteryt May 25, 2012

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015