psychic

Psychic relates to the supernatural capabilities of the mind. While there is no proof that psychic powers really exist, there are many believers. Here is a list of the psychic powers I can think of.

1)Future Sight - You can predict events that have not yet occured.

2)Telekinesis - My favorite. You can move objects around using nothing but your mind. Many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. Supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.

3)Pyrokinesis - You can control fire to an extent.

4)Remote Viewing - You can see events without actually being there. I bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.

5)Mind control - You can influence people's minds or completly take control of thier bodies.

-Telekinetic Guy: Psychic Wedgie!
-Victim: Bastard! Just because your psychic doesn't mean you gotta rub it in our faces.

by EvilPizzaMan July 16, 2005

sir psycho sexy

A man who gets all the tang he wants.
Also a Red Hot Chili Peppers song

He's like Sir Psycho Sexy, he's got all the bizotches he'll ever need.

by shepherd of pervs February 3, 2004

Psychiatric disorder

An illness of the mind or brain which causes major disruption in a person's thinking, feelings and behaviour, and which is serious enough to require medical intervention. Also known as mental illness or mental disorder.

Schizophrenia is a very severe psychiatric disorder.

by Doc_B April 16, 2015

psycho bitch from hell

Someone so unhappy with themselves that they must find fault with everything, besides themselves. Someone who has to complain about every little thing, even when nothing is wrong. A total cunt.

Debra wants to run your life; she is a psycho bitch from hell.

by incowgnito November 5, 2012

psycho skank

Similar to a skank, but taken to an extreme. Psycho skanks tend to be slutty and also exhibit stalker or other creepy tendencies.

That psycho skank pushed her way through the line for this hot celebrity. She was putting on make up all the way through and even invited the guy to dinner.

by AnimalChild1 April 28, 2009

psycho babble bullshit

anytime someone says something totally ridiculous and you just wish they would shut up.

i don't want to hear this " psycho babble bullshit ! "

by lisaprada February 2, 2010

psycho bitch

1. A raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. Such as her boss on countless occasions sexually harassed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. Or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. Falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. Can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can't stand working with her. After 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. Now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. Bitches for no apparent reason.

5. Goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. Sits, mopes, and bitches.

7. Incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic chores, such as letting the cats piss all over.

8. Totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (Be careful she drives an SUV and has bad car insurance.)

9. Thinks she can hold a two way conversation with Jesus and God. (Did not realize this was possible??)

10. Someone who needs to be put in a mental institution for life.

Beware of the Psycho Bitch.

Thank God the Psycho Bitch left me for the Human Resource Manager.

by gerr June 12, 2006