A person, usually female, who implies his or her sluttiness through frequent use of sexual innuendo, dirty jokes and provocative clothing but who, in actuality, has very little sexual experience.
Wilfred: Karen is such a slut, her boobs are always popping out of her shirt and she makes kissy faces at everyone.
Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.
Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.
by FreudsLeftBollock September 18, 2011
The person's username indicates what a pseudo-intellectual that he or she is and the fact that he is gay and thirsty for wanting to be fucked so badly.
by anonUD January 12, 2008
Someone who wants the attention of one who has committed suicide, only without actually dying. These people often "attempt" suicide in very pathetic forms, such as lightly cutting themselves in places that would very rarely cause death, or taking a small amount of non-lethal pills.
See An Hero
See An Hero
"Did you hear that Liz tried to kill herself? I hope she's ok."
"She cut herself on the knee with a butterknife. She's pseudo suicidal"
"She cut herself on the knee with a butterknife. She's pseudo suicidal"
by krudsma January 04, 2008
someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.
by Pseudoboyfriend January 12, 2012
A pseudo-goth, (also known as a poser or poseur) is widely understood to be the most vile and detestable fascimile culture yet known to mankind. Pseudo-goths take the originality and artistry of goth culture and turn it into something to be feared. These are emos, who claim to be gothic and slit their wrists; preps, who put on the clothing because they are put under the impression that the clothes make them cool; and nerds, who are often thought of more as cyberpunk (which is legitimate). Hey! Can you blame us for trying to be intimidating? I got my ass kicked as a kid for being intelligent. Wanting others to ph33r you is natural. ;-)
1> Dude, that pseudo-goth is threatening to kill himself. Shouldn't we do something?
2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.
2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.
by Alienkitten August 07, 2005
by The Science July 14, 2008
French-Canadian Person A: Why are you hating on french canadians?
American Person B: I'm not hating, it's some pseudo-hatred. Naw, they cool. Take a joke, man!
American Person B: I'm not hating, it's some pseudo-hatred. Naw, they cool. Take a joke, man!
by geek_squared March 25, 2010