The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain

If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.

by Someone from the east March 13, 2018

Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

ocean pothole

A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.

Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.

by Texas Twinkie February 3, 2022

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023

hairy pothead

a muslim/middle eastern stoner

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"

by gghhff August 8, 2007

pothead

someone who spokes a shitload of pot, and more than likely wont stop for a while

god damn that guy is such a fucking pothead.

by bitch March 6, 2005