Poogatory

The state of having an impending shit, but being stuck in the have to/don't have to state.

"coach wants me to run laps but I can't because I'm in poogatory and might accident launch a sewer pickle."

by Snakeplizzken September 18, 2019

pooga

poop+booger

You smell like pooga.

by Sudbrink January 8, 2020

Poog

Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.

Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"

Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?

by Froggity November 23, 2020

Poogers

So it's poop, boogers and pog mixed together like a dairy queen blizzard

Bruv ur looking so poogers

Damn son looking Poogers

Urban dictionary admins looking Poogers af
Isn't being called Poogers bad?

...

by Alexander😘 April 7, 2021

Poogatory

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.

I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.

by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!

by Madbasha January 20, 2022

Catal prog

A very majestic way of saying I don’t wanna get trampled by a cow...

Hay look over there

Mooo zzzzzzzz
Ruhnnn zzzzz
Auuhhh zzz
... <Catal Prog>

by OneNippiKid June 13, 2021