Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

rolley poley

-A potato bug. Rolls up into a ball when frightened.

-A short round fat person.

Little Timmy was collecting rolley poleys that he found under rocks int he backyard.

Look at that lady crossing the street, what a rolley poley.

by DB January 14, 2005

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

popeye drunk

Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"

by skgvati November 8, 2008

Pokey

Prison, a place where government thinks the sly, criminal-minded belong.

Bollocks! Aidan almost got his skinny asphalt locked up in the pokey for doing a 1520.

by Sesan. October 4, 2005

Oreo at Popeye's

The act of being in a shopping mall and being the only white person in line at Popeye's Chicken.

I was in line at Popeye's and was the cream of an Oreo at Popeye's. It was very awkward.

by Bilge Ball June 8, 2011