Peruvian Plumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin that begins in a pumpkin patch. You and your girl go to find an appropriate pumpkin for your carving pleasure. Once you get a decent pumpkin you bring it home and begin to carve it out with your girl. The most important thing to remember is to eat all of the pumpkin seeds as you are carving, but you do not let your girl eat any (you can wash it down with some alcohol if you desire). After an hour of carving and eating seeds you should begin to get a feeling of uneasiness in your stomach. It is extremely important to carve a mouth in your pumpkin. You then must start to woo your girl and you two start going at it. Then she begins to take off your pants and you sit on the carved out pumpkin. She starts giving you head and you have to let your bowels free in the pumpkin (hence the blumpkin relation). Right before busting in your girls mouth you get up and bust into the pumpkins carved out mouth. Following that you finish it off by smashing the shit and cum full pumpkin on your girls head.

South: "What did you do last night?"
Me:"Yo man I had one hell of a night last night; me and my girl went to the pumpkin patch and we got shit nasty on a bag of wine and pumpkin seeds."
South: "How did it end?"
Me: "Like it always does man with a peruvian plumpkin!!"
South: "Damn man thats great, ever see Accepted?"

by BadAssBA December 13, 2008

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.

I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

plumptential

The potential for a girl to gain weight as time goes by, whether by having a child or just through genetics, thereby destroying her attractiveness and causing immense frustration and regret to her spouse or boyfriend.

Sarah has a nice body at age 21, but after meeting her heavy-set mother and seeing what the future holds, Sarah has the plumptential to balloon up to 265 lbs. after hitting 30 and crapping out children.

by Ernst Blofeld January 14, 2010

Plumpish

Adjective: An unflattering being between the states of average and fat.

That shirt makes bob look rather plumpish.

Julie needs to diet. She is starting to look plumpish.

by Smegan&Oatrick March 18, 2011

pumpy clumpy

-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.

"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."

by Harry McVein April 7, 2011

Trumpy-pumpy

The act of having sex with Donald Trump.

Eeuw. Man, that's more gross than trumpy-pumpy.

by catty_big August 30, 2022