High pitched sarcastic insult 

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

High pitched sarcastic insult by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

Dirty Pinwheel 

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

Dirty Pinwheel by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Mush pinching 

When someone pinches the tip of your penis

The boys got spy with a horrible mush pinching and he screamed like a 5 year old girl

Mush pinching by King7624 September 17, 2019

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

swing n pinch by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

All Time Pitcher 

One who only "gives" and never "receives"...

Between Rob and Stuart, Rob is the all time pitcher.

All Time Pitcher by FilthyBasard July 2, 2008

pinch of

A very little amount or to a small degree. Opposite of grip of, grippa, gang of, and hella. See also pincha.

It only takes pinch of alcohol before your little sister ends up with grip of wang in her mouth.

pinch of by Nick D December 19, 2005

Vulcan nerve pinch 

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

Vulcan nerve pinch by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007