phoner

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

by mathsadist June 30, 2017

Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 30, 2017

Proberto

When poberts fucks the pum out of your bum

ouch I just got mother fucking probertod

by Poberts December 30, 2017

Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy May 25, 2018

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.

I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.

by bronamath December 18, 2018

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019