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penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
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Penn Vadgley

A sexual act in which a person performs cunnilingus while in a mask of Penn Badgley, star of the hit A&E then Netflix property 'You'
Archie: Hey babe, what are you in the mood for tonight?
*she pulls out a mask of beloved social media darling Penn Badgley*
Veronica: I think I want some Penn Vadgley
by poopoopeepeeboii January 10, 2022
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Penn Stater

Similar to a butterface. A woman with a nice uniform but a bad helmet.
Damn that girl’s body is tight but her face is like a minotaur. She’s a real Penn Stater.
by nyf’e January 1, 2022
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peyton penn

A fucker. He wants to start fights but he get his ass beat. He ugly asf and thinks he's the best but he's worst than a baby's dick. Also sucks dick at basketball
Peyton penn fucks his dog
by Jeff Blind March 20, 2017
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Penn Charter

William Penn Charter School. A private Quaker school in Philadelphia. The colors are yellow and dark blue, and their rival is Germantown Academy.
Person A: Aw, I'm so sad Rose is leaving our school. Do you know where she's transferring?
Person B: Yeah, she's going to Penn Charter.
by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023
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Yung Penn

A trash emo rapper that’s part of 🖤$uicidal teens🖤
by YungPenn August 1, 2020
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Penne wallie

(Pea-nee wahl-lee)

1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick

2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.
I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.

This blunt is a penne wallie.
by Chillary Hiinton February 2, 2019
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