Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

parasite

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.

Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.

by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

A morbid , irrational fear of the date ' Friday the 13th ' .

I can't watch Jason movies cause I have Paraskavedekatriaphobia , big time !!

by Tajs666 April 10, 2009

Center Parcs

Butlins for xenophobic middle class people

"Shall we go to Spain this year, Brian?"

"The problem is there's always too many Spanish people there Linda. Let's just go to Center Parcs and hope the couple in the next chalet are swingers too"

by Astro Afriks March 28, 2009

parasuicide

n. a suicide attempt or a suicidal gesture that does not result in death.

The psychiatrists considered his act of swallowing the facial cleanser as a parasuicide.

by DarlingDeath July 3, 2006

first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

pakshit

pakshit; word used by pinoys (people from the Philippines) instead of just saying plain fuck or shit

pakshit; combination of the famous words 'fuck' and 'shit'

pak; fuck
shit; still shit

Example number one:
Joe: *drops his pen* pakshit!

Example number too:
Nina: *caught boy friend cheating* PAKSHIT KA CARL! (You're a 'pakshit', Carl!)

by sweet-urine July 2, 2007