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Nascar by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019
NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
Nascar by coolkid1221 November 15, 2019
John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E
NASCAR by Punshine January 5, 2020
Cars turning left for 4 hours, and can get you unfriended if caught watching
Bob: Watcha watching Billy
Billy: NASCAR
Bob: Isnt that just cars turning left
Billy: yes
Bob: Im unfriending ylu
NASCAR by NASCAR Cole November 14, 2020
It's called a stock car, dammit.
Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY
NASCAR by bowl24 March 15, 2021
NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.
Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?
NASCAR by NotWhispy September 9, 2021