shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

pee myself

when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.

liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

by LIFEisBEAUTIFUL May 14, 2009

Museface

an adorer of Muse, the band

Muuuuuuseface! (museface)

by thehelmethead August 12, 2010

myself

Thinking of...

...myself ♡

by Krkič October 6, 2019

Pack Myself

pack myself..is to shove a foreign object into your own orafice

The art of packing oneself involves precision, carefully executed technique, and an extrodinary amount of lubricative substance.

Sentence: I am packing myself right now

or

I plan to pack myself tonight!

by Mink Scarf June 16, 2011

flatter myself

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness

Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!

by The Macho King May 23, 2012