Beer Mule

The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.

I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.

Beer Mule by CNPalmer August 10, 2017

carrying a mule's weight 

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

carrying a mule's weight by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Molly Mule

A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.

I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.

Poor fucker.

Molly Mule by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

kick 'dis mule 

country slang for get a move on it son!

redneck 1: were gonna have to get a move on if were gonna make it by dark
redneck 2: kick 'dis mule!

kick 'dis mule by countryboy40 March 25, 2009

Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

Sewer Mule by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

Marsh Mule 

The male equivalent of a swamp donkey.

That marsh mule has been buying me drinks all night in hopes that he can fuck me!

Marsh Mule by Amon Black August 20, 2009

one eyed mule 

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

one eyed mule by briar gates November 4, 2004