mooninite

Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.

They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.

We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

mooninite by Tom August 8, 2003

monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

monday morning quarterback by OverAllComa January 13, 2005

morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

morning missile by D'fo February 25, 2004

morning monster 

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

morning monster by bird June 18, 2004

Morning Wood 

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

Morning Wood by hdver February 2, 2012

Morning Love 

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

Morning Love by Seane222 February 25, 2010

Magic Morning 

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

Magic Morning by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019