dead moines

Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.

I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.

by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008

monessen

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen

Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!

by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015

Mooney

Someone who is the most important person to ever exist in a society full of boomers and zoomers. He sits around all day high on coke and weed playing rocket league. This human has made multiple dimensions in which he has taken over the world using only paper clips. This human can also be referred as Peter or Cieran. Both equally Mooney

Peter is looking awful Mooney this morning!

That sexy beasts name is Peter Mooney!

by Ryanhasbigteethfatzahasbigdong December 14, 2019

Mr. Mooney

Mr. Mooney is the name of an awesome teacher! Without him our grade eight year would be shit! He admits to playing xbox and he loves to make jokes and tell life stories!

aha when you have a great teacher you might as well call him "mr. Mooney"

by grade8er March 7, 2012

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013

moonshine

Illegal alcoholic drink brewed illegally during 1930s prohibition in America. Brewers often used industrial alcohol which lead to much blindness and brain damage in those who drank it.

That moonshine gave old Jonny brain damage.

by darksidedemon May 24, 2003

Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.

"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008