A Monserrat is a really sexy and beautiful girl she loves music and she is a real “Diablo” in bed she also knows about fashion and always dresses nice her body is goals AF and she has many admirers lots of guys would love to be with her but she is really hard to get, she might be a bit shy at first but once you know her she will turn into a complete diabla she has many friends and many girls would die to be her she knows how to dance really good and has good taste in guys, if you make her mad she will be a total bitch so watch out!
by Realcute0182 February 9, 2019
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Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!
Guy 2: Your face!
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Get the Monstertrainer64 mug.A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
by Ursanbear January 19, 2011
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Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
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Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
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Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
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