Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

Photographic Butt Memory by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

sexualgraphic memory 

It is similar to Photographic Memory but the difference is that this only works when you see something Erotic/Sexual. I.E. your girlfriend in the new set of panties you got her. Or seeing that man you want to have and just saw him naked.

Alex: So how did your girl like the new stuff you got her?
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!

sexualgraphic memory by canine August 5, 2008

selective memory loss 

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

selective memory loss by smlchk November 2, 2009

goldfish memory 

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

goldfish memory by christian_cain January 30, 2008

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

skipping memory by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007

milky memory 

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.

Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*

Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!

milky memory by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010

mammographic memory 

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

mammographic memory by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015