mastecated

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

by John dude March 29, 2008

Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).

So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation

by ianz. June 6, 2010

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

by soopadickman July 30, 2006

Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.

i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.

by mirror butt March 7, 2016

Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.

Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.

by jasonk123 April 15, 2006