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Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'
by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015
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Machopansy

a 'super macho' guy who wants to 'pass for straight' but cannot help dressing head to toe in shiny show off clothing cuz it shows his muscular build...........
"You ever seen so much shine on a dude! Must be a machopansy'
by SilkBro June 8, 2015
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The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."
by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007
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macho

A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Jack is a real macho.
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
by Cheezzze July 16, 2007
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Macduff

A shitty fishing port on the Moray coast in Scotland populated by smackheads and psychos, mostly.
I'd rather eat my own tampons than live in Macduff.
by EmpressOfBlandings September 22, 2005
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Macho Man

Sadly, this song has become the basis for the stereotype that macho men are homosexuals
by Bravely Folk December 10, 2003
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Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....
by Hakko April 14, 2004
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