Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

kernal

Background: created by a stubborn kid, who thought it was a real word, since his teacher made a typo on the homework.

Definition: simply, a raw, undeveloped kernel of a growing corn, etc.

Example: There were many green kernals on a young corn cob.

by Andrey February 15, 2005

kernal mustard

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.

kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69

by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004

Kernow.

1) A hapless victim of speaker driven violence.
2) An enthusiastic member of British society and long-time xbox fanboy.
3) Grandma's arthritis pains.

Kernow helped an old lady across the street and went to play some Halo 2 like he does every day.

by Tung Fu Rue December 16, 2004

Kernow

Kernow, a.k.a. MAINSTREAMER
bitch cunt bastard arse fag gay

You're starting to act like a Kernow, you know?

by kernow December 17, 2004

Kernow

A place in England in the very south west corner, last place on earth. Awesome for surfing and hot chicks. Kernow is renowned for making excellent pasties.

Bob: Where you off blud?
Lawrence: Arrr im off to Kernow blud, KERPLOW!!!

by DiamondWeapon February 13, 2006

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010