olive garden italian

A fake italian person who does not know how to cook real italian food and has to go to Olive Garden, which has terrible italian food. Also any italian who does not follow the italian traditions.

Joe-Hey want some italian food tonight,we can make some sauce together?
Maria-Sure, but lets go out, how about Olive Garden, its good food.
Joe-No its terrible, your such an Olive Garden italian

by Ann Maria November 4, 2007

italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.

"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."

by Zac C June 9, 2005

italian shower

The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.

"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"

Also, See Nick Cordella

by Devantoucher April 30, 2005

italian x-ray

When a woman is silhouetted by light behind her making her clothing see-through and exposing her assets to the world.

At my bar, when a woman walks outside during the day, the sunlight will stream though her clothing and you can see all her stuff. it can be quite excellent. It's called an italian x-ray.

by sal de apio August 29, 2006

Italian Mafia

The italian mafia is the first one which pops into the head of any one who hears the word "mafia". It is the only true mafia. The italian mafia, or the family (not cosanostra), are respected and loved by their people. A "mafioso" as some refer to them as,does his job to make the life of his people easier. Any crimal acts takin up by the mafia are done for the good of their people. Anyone who disturbes the italian deals with all of them. They are also experts of getting the job done, as long as no questions are asked. The one thing they frown upon in the mafia are snitches. "Never take sides against the Family", even though this was said by a movie character, this still applies. Mafioso's aren't criminals, they are problem solvers, and buisnessmen who make their people happy.

The "gangs" work only for themselves, the Italian Mafia works for their people

by Don_Felice September 19, 2008

Italian Tickler

When an italian man with a very large mustache tickles the underside of a woman's breast.

It was all going great until I started doing the italian tickler.

by soccer_gurl_in_black January 13, 2011

italian slim jim

When a guy puts his dick in a girl/guys but then sucks it and says " mmmm spicy"

dude I got an Italian slim Jim last night it was amazing

by Guseyeyey May 14, 2015