ipod 

A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.

iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!

ipod by Fizzler December 24, 2006

ipod 

noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time

That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form.

That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.

ipod by smb1967x June 27, 2007

iPod 

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

iPod by A Gorilla December 6, 2006

Ipod 

A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards

Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot

Ipod by Tucan Sam December 8, 2006

iPod 

Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.

Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!

iPod by PowerCod June 2, 2008

ipod 

The best thing in the world

if you don't feel like listening to
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod

ipod by chickencowface April 16, 2009

iPod 

an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.

She used the iPod to survive from the drowning submarine.

iPod by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011