A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.
iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
by Fizzler December 24, 2006
Get the ipod mug.noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time
That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
by smb1967x June 27, 2007
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The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).
by A Gorilla December 6, 2006
Get the iPod mug.A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards
Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot
by Tucan Sam December 8, 2006
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Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.
Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!
Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!
by PowerCod June 2, 2008
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someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod
by chickencowface April 16, 2009
Get the ipod mug.an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.
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