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monkey-hammer

To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.
He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.

The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
by flemsnopes September 5, 2018
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Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

A borrowed term applied to the fact that the jet-setting madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still around to drop her silver hammer upon the guilty heads of the powerfully rich and famous.
“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on his head; bang-bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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Hammerdom

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.
by NYkid420 January 6, 2010
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Hebrew Hammer

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.
"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"
by Jew Power December 5, 2003
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j hammer

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.
Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!
by RRCsteve February 26, 2011
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squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her
I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer
by JBOMB February 25, 2006
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ryan hamm

big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better

p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care
“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”

“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”
by heartbroken<\3 July 8, 2021
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