Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004

guff

a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

by AlchAnim September 24, 2014

garff

1. A term used to describe people(s) living in Salt Lake City, UT.
2. To smoke marijuana or be garffed

Emily: "Can you believe Salt Lake City has so many people?"
Violet: "They're a bunch of garff's"

by Femily December 11, 2007

GUFF

n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone

Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.

by ANS A2 September 23, 2004

gruff

cool, awesome, tight, groovy

it's not weird, it's gruff...

by cheech July 24, 2003