Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

gash man

1. A man who is known for his success in attracting or seducing women, with a particular emphasis on the volume of his sexual conquests.

2. A man who places a strong emphasis on the characteristics of a woman's vagina in considering the extent to which he is attracted to that woman.

1.

"I can't believe Mark hooked up with that chick last night, and that she put out on the first date?
- Why are you surprised? - everyone knows he's a gash man"

2.

"Would you say you are you more into nice tits or a nice ass?

- Me? I'm a gash man"

by jorgeraulrodriguez! November 25, 2010

Smashed her gash

to smash a girls gash is to hurt her vagina during sexual intercourse by being to rough/voilentl.

"man i fucked her so hard, i smashed her gash"

by ooooox3 February 25, 2009

Gash

When someone is chatting rubbish.

1. Your chatting gash mate...

2. Thats absolute gash that is!!!11!1!

by Spiral901 March 31, 2009

gash

English slang for girls, broads, chicks, lovelies.

We can't have a party without gash. Let's phone some girls.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

garsh

exclaimation, shock, disbelif. used like "gosh"
per Dixie

You did what "Oh my Garsh?!"

by rhebus April 30, 2006

Gash Monkey

Miniscule primate that inhabits a lady's special spot, swings from pubiscus and feeds mainly on fanny batter

I'd love to have sex with you but the gash monkey will attack

by Fish and Chips2008 February 26, 2009