Goffa

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa

by Newey January 12, 2004

groff

An obvious flub or mistake in the world of percussion

Guy 1: Yo, did you see how bad Pedro played last night? He really groffed up the 4 count drum fill!

Guy 2: You're full of crap, Jeff.

by Buddy Rich's ghost August 21, 2004

goruffalo

A chick that looks like she is a cross between a gorilla and a buffalo. Not only is she fat but she is ugly as gorilla.

Man did you see the goruffalo that Jones got drunk and fucked last night? (Common occurance among military men in the barracks)

by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009

Gorf

A dick fart.

That smells, did you just gorf?

That was a loud gorf!

Who gorfed?

by Gorf Gobbler March 20, 2012

Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006

Goff

Go and fuckoff!
Just fuckoff!
Seriously, will you goff!
d'image of fuckoff.

'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'

'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'

by bigmuff May 17, 2008

Gorfed

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

by themom May 2, 2009