gargleblaster

Used in reference to a strong alcoholic beverage, or a good blow-job.

That was one damn good gargleblaster.

by Shaolin Gumbo November 25, 2003

Garglemel

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.

I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!

by CapNKrunk October 5, 2005

flippidy gargleton

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.

i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.

by chlomidia September 29, 2009

Shit Gargle

A shit gargle is when a series changes something halfway through out it's span and the change is constant. A series that stops everything it built up to in order to be different and more original. A shit gargle is not always a bad thing but it does feel bad at first.

Example

Heroes volume 4 was a shit gargle

by DalekHybrid January 19, 2011

ball gargler

Someone who can suck on your balls while performing fellatio on you.

That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.

by solder July 29, 2011

the gargoyle

the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor

John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*

by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019

Gargoyle

Gargoyle (gar-goy-uh-l) (vb.) : In this act of oral sex, the female will commense actions by laying herself down upon a couch. During this time, the male will mount himself on the ledge of a couch, in a position similar to that of a baseball catcher. Following this, the male will begin to insert his cock into the mouth of the famale who is laying down. The male takes upon a three point stance atop the couch similar to a football player or similar to a gargoyle statue. The male must be crouched on the top on the couch and with his free hand, push his erect, pulsating cock into the mouth of the female. If a person were to take a picture, it would look like a gargoyle statue is putting his cock into the mouth of a female. Hence the name, gargoyle.

Ray: "Oh man, you remember that slut I brought home last night?"

Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"

Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"

Eric: "Boss."

by Michelle Wiater February 10, 2012