to have sex.

something people say when something bad happens
lets go fuck in the bathroom!

oh FUCK!, i forgot my homework at home
by awkwardstupid March 11, 2009
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Pronunciation: \ˈfək\
Function: verb
Etymology: akin to Dutch 'fokken' to breed (cattle), Swedish dialect 'fókka' to copulate
Date: circa 1503
intransitive verb
1usually obscene : copulate
2usually vulgar : mess 3 —used with with
transitive verb
1usually obscene : to engage in coitus with —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust
2usually vulgar : to deal with unfairly or harshly : cheat, screw
european farmer : ach! der cows be fokken!

thief 1: dammit man, they saw us!
thief 2: we're fucked!

by chulo* March 9, 2008
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there is no definition. the word fuck can mean anything. my girlfriend is a fuck. what the fuck. fucktards. fuckheads. one of the most overused and worn out words in the English language, and the first word you teach the foreign exchange student from Mexico. can be used four times in a sentence(my personal record when I'm not trying to set a record) but five is just obnoxious. fuckin urban dictionary fuck you you fuckin flamin ass fuck, fuck you. see? stfu ignorant person. also means to fuck, or to fuck someone. anally. is that how you spell anally. sure. fucking hard word to spell. anal. to engage in fucking relations. your parents fucked. I'll bet my fuckstick. the second most widely used teenage phrase, behind 69.
fuck fucking fuckfaces. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. it sounds dumb when you say it too many times. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. yeah, i've had enough of this fuckin internet urban dictionary, fuck.
by lane heel January 28, 2008
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A less classical usage of the word fuck. In many homes in North America after a good meal, a loosening of the belt, a loud belch , and the always appreciated
"Fuckin good ham mom"
very important is the absence of the g in Fuckin , trully Canadian.To be used only for heavy solid foods
I say ham but other foods apply as well. however stick to heavy solid food
do not:
Fuckin good eclair mom.
Fuckin good salad mom.
by Dildo the Hobbit March 28, 2007
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The sound you make when you want to fart.
by ZeKillr September 1, 2017
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A word used to express anger, or pleasure either when sumtin or someones lookin good. to mess around or annoy.Or just used as the word mess. also when you gettin dat "shit" n it feelin good trust me a "oh fuck" cumin out at sum point in dere. the act of sexual intercourse. beatin da shit outta sumone (fuck up).

The word fuck has so many fuckin definitions i dont kno what the fuck to say next.
1.)What da fuck was that?
2.)Oh fuck no!
3.)Oh fuck,u good at dis shit gurl(for men when you hittin dat
4.)Oh Fuck boy u good at dis shit (for women when dey man hittin dat)
5.)Dont fuck wit me
6.)You fuck wit me, Ima fuck u up
7.)Oh Fuck! (usually the last words said when a fight about to break out)
8.) (from a gurlz point a view)
woman: You really expect me to let you fuck me at 3oclock in the mornin?
man: well yea, why the fuck wouldnt i want to fuck u a 3oclock in da mornin, dats what i do.
9.)past tense: thats fucked up
by R-Cee December 7, 2007
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