Flotsam

The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

"My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007

fotsch

A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist.
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found

Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him

by F.valentine August 15, 2009

High school Fratstar

Being a confident tool who thinks he's in a frat but he is actually a noodle.

Spencer Shitfield (the face of High school Fratstarism)

by Noodle mcdoodle September 30, 2013

frodsham

"Frodsham" is a Northerm English slang term for "freezing" or "cold". It is more widely known as the name of an English town.

"It's frodsham in here, put the fire on!"

by Louise Fairclough May 17, 2006

FortShite

An epic dump; a colossal sized excrement of feces.

After a beer and wings night, its time for a FortShite.

by Orlando State May 17, 2018

FOTS

Fuck on the side.

"Is Lauren your girlfriend?"
"Jen is my girlfriend, Lauren is my FOTS."

by TheFOTS August 27, 2009

Fritsy

A word for everything. Something that you dont like or a situation thats geting uppity.

"lets leave the club,its getting pretty Fritsy".
"Gurl you be lookin a lil Fritsy in that dress,this a wedding.'
"fritsy hair'

by knowitall boi June 28, 2010