orbital fetus

a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world

"yo, son, you seen Jeez aroun'" .."no, i think he went orbital fetus on us"

by Sun4ged stalks March 1, 2008

hamster fetus

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly

Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus

by gunterleezer May 8, 2005

Fetus

Ryan Lane

Hey! look over there! it's Fetus!

by BiioHazarrd October 14, 2011

fetus

Main entree in a delicious buffet.

That fetus was delicious, Joe.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

dumpster fetus

A fetus thrown in the garbage after a home coathanger abortion. Usually performed by young crackheads and various other female drug addicts.

I was going to name my band dumpster fetus, but figured it would be hard to book shows or sell records with a name like that.

by Suicide assistant December 9, 2008

fetus x

an act performed by strappingly fine young individuals decide to pollute the world by unconsitutionally using bloody tampons and placing them in random locations (more commonly mens rooms) proving that there are trisexual men found even in our federal learning institutions

kid 1: guess what sean dave and kessler did?! they dropped bloody tampons into the urinals and toilets of pennridge high school!!
kid 2: what do u call that nowadays?!

kid 1: FETUS X!!!!

by dave finney May 22, 2008

Fetustealer

Someone who steals fetuses

You stole my fetus ta ones. How dare you committ such an evil sin.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 24, 2004