fob

a word used mostly by samoans to make fun of each other **but we dont get offended in any way**

"hEy brO yoUrE a FoB"
>"whAtEvER brO suCK my AsS"

by bloccbby April 4, 2019

Fob

Fob, Fresh Of The Boat, Im talking about Polynesians the people who cannot buy their own lunch for school but can somehow buy the whole menu at Kfc and Maccas and can somehow again have the best expensive clothes and shoes.

Sole uce ghee imma fob

by Fobbest Fobs April 11, 2019

Fob

Fob is used when referring o someone dumb that won’t understand what your saying, won’t get a popular meme/ reference, or hasn’t seen the most popular trend yet

“...how many times do I have to tell you I don’t like her your fob”
“... you still haven’t seen it you uncultured fob”
“... I just told you what it means you ‘fob’”

by KelpoKrunch September 11, 2019

Fob

Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain.

I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE

Why is my whole school full of FOBS?

Becky- omg I’m annoyed
Nickolas-why

Becky- these FOBS wont stfu

by cool_jesus_guy September 20, 2019

fob

when two (or more) things just don’t match with each other

“Ho brah, Isaiah looked so fob today with his pink joggers, long sleeve button up and j-slips.”

by lazyg0rl December 2, 2019

Fob

Fob is the guy who thinks he has hoes and he usually thinks he is the shit they wear old clothes that doesn’t mean any sense today (long line tee shirts, very very skinny jeans, fake shoes, fake straight caps and fake designer.) it is often used for people who think their the shit and hangout with 13 years old girls while their 18,19,20,21,etc…

Look at nasser fam he is wearing that longline teeshirt and hanging out with a 12 year old such a fob

by Dk but I wanted to define December 30, 2019

Fob

Its a fan + ops

This guy is a fob

by Melito March 7, 2020