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Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 8, 2011
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guilt floss

When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
by Bran Man July 30, 2009
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Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.
by nep1293 January 23, 2014
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flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
by toiletcake March 16, 2009
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Ass Floss

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss

"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017
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Cock Floss

When after unloading in a girl's mouth she opens up and cum is stretched between her teeth. This is cock floss.
After i busted a nut in that bitches' mouth i made her show me the cock floss.
by Ho runner December 9, 2008
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mint floss

1) fiber of exquisite strength and minty flavor, good for cleaning up your teeth.
2) Preferred item of clothing for waterborne lubely's.
Victoria's Secret? No way. I do my shopping at Sav-on's.
by SweetAppleBlossom April 29, 2005
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