Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

floatin'

1. Meaning cool or awesome
2. Can also be used to describe things that are suspended in air/ levitating, but this is not as important or as useful as definition 1

"Man check that out Mark! Thats floatin'!" I said as Patrick looked on. "yea dude that's really floatin'" exclaimed Jeremy.

by Jonathan "Hammy" Hamilton November 16, 2005

floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl

That crap was a floaters not a sinker

by Miami Pete October 12, 2005

Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.

"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

Floater

A corpse found floating in a body of water... usually half decomposed or partially consumed by fish and stuff (coz there dead....)

*cops talking on phone thingies* "You'd better get down here quick, weve got another floater"

by Rossy August 24, 2003

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.

That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

floating

The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.

"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."

by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 15, 2007