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Filipino 

A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
Filipino by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Filipino paint job 

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
Filipino paint job by rmarion February 25, 2010

Filipino 

people that are of Spanish, Malay, and other Polynesian descent.
-how come she doesn't look very asian?
-because she's Filipino, they are mixed ethnically.
Filipino by Mestiza April 11, 2010

Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.
Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
Filipino Bacon Wrap by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010

filipenis 

the charicteristically large and tan penis belonging to a man of Filipino decent.

Disgrepancies on the size in relation to the ethnic group relate directly to mixtures in bloodlines, with more and more prevalent influxes of Asian interbreeding among native populations.

It is typically above 7.5 inches on the low average, with many scared differently from undergone traditional adolescent circumscisions implimented through various uses of bamboo.
Have you seen Manny's filipenis?

Look at his pants, it's ridiculous!
filipenis by Professor Anon July 5, 2009

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog