Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

Facebook

A social network that must be destroyed.

Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.

by D-techtive April 6, 2010

Facebook fag

A person who is always on Facebook and acts like they are cool because of it.

Facebook is for fags so stop being a Facebook fag!

by Nice2113 December 16, 2011

Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.

I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.

by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011

Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

New Facebook

Absolute Shit

New Facebook

by Loloolollloolllllololol October 22, 2008

Facebook diarrhea

The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.

Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!

Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.

by Shaft_in_DC April 15, 2009