Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

Evolluted

Evolluted- evo-lute-ed
Deprived from the word evolution, evolve, evolving, evolved.

Unlike the word evolute, evolluted means evolved in the past tense. Its practically just "evolved" but with a fancier term used.

Evolluted in a sentence would be something like this-
"Sally was talking about the evolluted species of corn from years ago."

In pretense evolluted becomes evoluten(ev-o-loo-tin), which is used in sentences to describe something that will evolve eventually.

Evolluted "Corn was an evolluted species from years ago."

Evoluten "I expect the dog to become an evoluten in the near future.

by Sandflower December 21, 2021

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

Overnight evolution

When you write computer code and forget that you wrote it (or can't tell between what you did & didn't write).

Bill: "Wow, I stayed up late last night coding, now I think I'm experiencing some kind of amnesia for code. Can you have a look?".

Paul: "Sure. The code looks fine to me, plus it runs. You experienced overnight evolution bro."

by ruboxd July 29, 2022

Super Evolved Xenomorphs

Sex (take the first letter of each word)

I had Super Evolved Xenomorphs with my girlfriend

by ComputerLover August 10, 2023

alive: the final evolution

A manga that was created by the late tadashi kawashima that involves a mysterious force arriving at earth and making people to commit suicide those that don't die evolve at one point it was gonna get a anime adaptation but due to studio gonzo being removed from tokyo stock exchange in 2010 it was cancelled.

Mark: alive: the final evolution is the best manga

by Mr otaku June 5, 2020

Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna

Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna is a 2020 anime movie about the original Digi-Destined kids growing up. It has some references to some of the other Digimon sources of the Adventure and 02 series, it also a sad movie because is the last adventure of the original Digimon series.

Guy 1: Say, why are you said?
Guy 2: That movie's ending is sad!
Guy 1: It can't be that ba-
*Sees Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna's ending and crys*

by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020