Electric Macan

To be used whenever a mate makes a stupid and simple mistake that is wholly obvious to all other than the mate who made it.

Origin

T- I quite fancy a small car, like a macan but electric

M - oh have you thought about an electric Macan?

……
M - What drink are you having?
T - I fancy a beer, larger than a half but not as big as a yard

M - You mean a pint

MG - you electric Macan that one

by TheBinJuice October 15, 2021

Electric toothbrush

The tool used for masturbation whenever you are not able to buy a vibrator. Mainly used by teenagers.

"I use my electric toothbrush three times a day!"

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

electureudrrrd

an uncommon synonym for the verb electrocute (past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted — injure or kill someone by electric shock.)

pronounced as elec-ture-oo-drrd

“did you hear some guy got electureudrrrd last night?”
“no, what happened?”

by beomsclues February 9, 2023

electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.

1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?

by Naked Henry May 5, 2005

Electric toothbrush

What I just used to give myself the best orgasm in the world.

When I put my electric toothbrush on my clit, it feels damn skippy.

by Toothbrushmaniac June 29, 2009

election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).

Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

Jay Electronica

One of the best new rappers out there. Showed up on the scene in 2007, but only got big recognition with his "Exhibit C". He's working with Mos Def, Nas, and Just Blaze to get his name out there. His rhymes are deep, memorable, and intelligent. He'd beat Wayne, Jeezy or Gucci Mane any day.

Exhibit A, Exhibit C, and Act 1 are three songs that will stay with me for the rest of my life and I look forward to what he has in store for the future.

"Question14 - Muslim Lesson 2: Dip over, Civilize a 85er.
I make the devil hit his knees and say the Our Father." -Exhibit C: Jay Electronica

"Build a home, teach a class, start a revolution
Free the mind, heal the body, talkin’ evolution"
-Just Began, Jay Electronica, J. Cole, Mos Def. etc.

"you can find the Christ where the lepers and the lames at? Life is like a dice game, one roll could land you in jail or cuttin cake blowin kisses in the rice rain. Nice whip nice chain a closet of skulls. The stench is like slave blood at providence hall."
- Exhibit A: Jay Electronica

by Raleigh Mayne March 6, 2010