Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Mold Drinker

A Mold Drinker is someone that blends moldy bread into water and drinks it.

Tom: "Are you a Mold Drinker?"

John: "Shut the fuck up Tom you're high"

by Minecraft Player December 21, 2021

Drinker and a rooter

A person who is known for enjoying drinking and rooting, will usually put out on the first date.

There's old red beard on the grog again chatting up the local hornbags, he will be going home for a reach around later... hes a Drinker and a rooter!

by Gavatron001 October 5, 2022

Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.

Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"

by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)

It's Thursday night. I have missed my eager drinkers.

by J Alan August 22, 2018

most valuable drinker

The best drinker of the group. The life of the party.

Dude he’s the mvd, it wouldn’t be a party without the most valuable drinker.

by anonymous August 12, 2021

Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

by Whosetosay February 22, 2024