dirty dozen sunday

Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.

Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004

dirty dozens

An adolescent African-American ritualistic verbal game of reciprocal insult, especially against the opponent's mother.

Malcolm's coming-of-age was marked by regular sessions of playing the dirty dozens.

by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

Hard-Two-Dozen

The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

dime a dozen

An expression used to describe something or someone as generic or easy to find.

"Jobs at fast food restaurants are a dime a dozen these days."

by Poiuyt October 25, 2003

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

doze

Microsoft Windows, the operating system.

The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.

by cazort September 15, 2003