The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

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sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016

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Dori is a funny, caring, loving and respectful person. He knows how to act when you tell him a dark secret. He never insists you to tell something you won't tell. Dori has many individuality. He sometimes could be a jerk, a stand-up comedian, a romantic man, and a wise person. All depends on what happened to him that day. He is supeeerrr cute!!!! Even when he is angry xixi. But don't worry, he always acts like a gentleman infront of people he loves.

To conclude, Dori is such a man who knows how to comfort you. Don't ever loose him when you find a Dori!

Noted: DO NOT EVER REFER HIM TO A FISH!

'Hi, Dori! How is Nemo?'

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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

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