distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.

Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.

by Sinkes January 1, 2009

Distance

Stupid stupid word and thing that slowly kills peopl.e It really sucks and shouldn't exist.

Distance sucks

by Distance hater June 6, 2017

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

Dinsdale

The sexiest thing you will ever come across in your life

Wow there goes "the sexiest thing ive ever come across in my life." Hes so DINSDALE

by Mike Dinsdale November 28, 2006

distarnated

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.

Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."

by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010