A weirdo who can't get no bitches.
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Person 1: Did you hear what diayanna did?
Person 2: No what happened
Person 1: She gave the money back to the owner!
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Person 1: She gave the money back to the owner!
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geng: CAN U FUCKING STFU
geng: CAN U FUCKING STFU
by yomamaisyummy May 20, 2023
Get the darya the npc mug.The Diary Room is where criminals in Bullshit Junction go. There is blood on the walls, and a woman seeking help in there. You will frequently find Kevin Ryan in there for being a downbad creature.
Jay "Did you hear that Kevin got sent to the Diary Room again?"
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
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Get the Diarryan mug.Diarmaid is a name of royal significance. In ancient times, kin of royalty possessing the blood of the throbbing cock God 'Zeus' were named Diarmaid as an indicator to all the women that this guy is packing large meat and top-shelf juice (of the kind that the ladies like).
Sterile and flacid-peniled individuals were conversely named 'Diarmuid' as an indicator of infertility (out of the womb). Diarmuids were often used as foot-stools or feet-sucklers.
Modern Archaeological data approximating in the Southern Ireland region has uncovered the potato-fabric-woven patches that Diarmuids would be forced to wear during this period. The center of these circle badges would be a 'U', signifying the 'U suck' slogan that was often administered to the Diarmuids. Diamond-encrusted cock rings could be found in relation to Diarmaid-dense areas (DDAs), often speculated to control the fertility of these men "cos they might get all the gyals preggers".
Sterile and flacid-peniled individuals were conversely named 'Diarmuid' as an indicator of infertility (out of the womb). Diarmuids were often used as foot-stools or feet-sucklers.
Modern Archaeological data approximating in the Southern Ireland region has uncovered the potato-fabric-woven patches that Diarmuids would be forced to wear during this period. The center of these circle badges would be a 'U', signifying the 'U suck' slogan that was often administered to the Diarmuids. Diamond-encrusted cock rings could be found in relation to Diarmaid-dense areas (DDAs), often speculated to control the fertility of these men "cos they might get all the gyals preggers".
Girl: Mum I want a Diarmaid for christmas
Mother: We have a Diarmaid at home
Diarmuid at home: *crying in the corner, sweeping his tears into a cup*
Mother: We have a Diarmaid at home
Diarmuid at home: *crying in the corner, sweeping his tears into a cup*
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