Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

Bolivian doormat

When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.

"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"

by Citrum June 7, 2017

dorm storm

The act of begging for money for an event such as Relay for Life, by going from door to door in a campus residence hall, and laying a guilt trip on people so they donate money to causes like preventing child abuse.

"knock, knock"..."Hi we are collecting money for crippled children, if you could donate any spare change for little Johnny who only has one leg, that would be great."

"sorry, I'm broke."
"Dude who was that?"
"Pain in the ass people, who were dorm storming."
"Dude, youre suck a dick"

by monkey steak April 12, 2010

dorm storm

It involves getting wasted at a college bar of your choice and then taking a late night trip to the local dorms to take advantage of some hot freshman girls.

You wanna dorm storm tonight? those bitches wont even know what hit them!

by Night_Hawk-_- September 4, 2011

deformity

An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional. Deformities are basically birth defects.

My cousin has a deformity. He must be retarded.

by Wills0 June 20, 2009

dorm ass

Similar to the "freshman 20". It is when a girl who was really hot goes off to college and when she comes home for summer break you immediately notice that her ass has completely exploded. Eating dorm food every day made her gain a ton of weight. On top of that, all the dorm parties, guzzling beer and late night snacks can only lead to one thing...a huge ass...Dorm Ass!

Zack: " hey Mitch did you see Ashley's since she came home from school?"
Mitch: "Yeah dude, she has a major case of Dorm Ass. It is huge!"

by King Bossman April 6, 2010

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010