dirty cuchio

a man who constanly fantasizes over puerto rican strippers

All that dirty Cuchio does is flirt with christine

by Jlaur April 23, 2006

cuchinana

A slang word for vagina.

I've had 5 babies pop outta my cuchinana!

by Jayayejay12345 September 7, 2017

cuchifrita butt

When your ass smells like crusty fish

Damn man you got stank ass cuchifrita butt

by tekashititty69 January 30, 2019

cucherros

whining, bitching, the stage one reaches before the expulsion of tears, when your lower lip begins to tremble.

"AWWWW!!! No cucherros"

"that girl got a bad grade on her test and started cucherroing to the teacher"

by Redirus February 22, 2005

couchitis

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
lazycouchpotatohungover

by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017

couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017